Posted 25 minutes ago | Reblog
no-chicken-chuggies sent: No, anon. She is still my waifu. ʘ‿ʘ
for the most part this separation is temporary so good luck in your endeavors all anons. You go with my blessings.
I'm on Da as Royalswag
Thank you~!
Posted 36 minutes ago | Reblog
Anonymous sent: so ur single??? we should date then! :)
Here’s the criteria for you to date me.
- Have a job / income of some sort?
- Have a car?
- Emotionally stable?
- Independent?
- Live within 20 minutes of me?
- Like cats and dogs?
- Bathe and groom regularly and are neatly kept?
- Are female?
if you answered no to any of those; you’ve been disqualified. But thank you for your interest ♥
Posted 10 hours ago | Reblog
m-m-moore sent: When you are taking a dump, do you ever think of the man problem of 'getting hard' and hurting 'your self' on the toilet seat while taking a dump? B/c I do, and I laugh every time. Makes things easier.
NO BUT NO I WON’T BE ABLE TO WITHOUT THINKING OF THAT
WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE AND POOP OMG HASFJKLSKJAFLAJ L BRB LOSING ALL MY SHIT
OHGOD I CAN’T BREATHE FUCK HELP ME SUGARMOMMA
AFKLSDJALKAJSFAFKL;JA;FA’KFA;SLFJA
Posted 10 hours ago | Reblog
m-m-moore sent: So my coworkers are starting to see that I flirt with both genders but don't care for either. I'm considering telling them I have a mail order bride that got lost in the mail and ended up in Florida, then show them your picture. I don't think this would shock them. Your sugar Momma's poor. ):
……..do it
sweet fuck ohmygod do it
say I’m from scandinavia
I love you with all my heart, precious momma <3
Posted 10 hours ago | Reblog
m-m-moore sent: So like if you could be any video game character of your sex and then of the other sex, who would it be?
oh sweet god Melly why do you do this to me.
uhm; the same- bayonetta I SUPPOSE
opposite: Ezio fuckin hands down man
Posted 10 hours ago | 1 note | Reblog
Anonymous sent: you dont think i could land him? i could have him scream my name more than you could!
All the power to you if you do. You let me know how that goes.
May the wings of Odin carry you far, bald and gray skinned, faceless anon. I have much faith in you.
Posted 10 hours ago | Reblog
Anonymous sent: what does that mean...
means I need to get my shit together before I can date someone
Posted 10 hours ago | Reblog
Anonymous sent: if your single.. can I date kaiser? ; }
You’re*
You can try. c;
